Happiness

There once was a man from 'round here
who said happiness is friends sitting near.
I look at you all
And I'm having a ball.
So it's true. Or it could be the beer.

Party

So my wife, she says how 'bout a party?
It's a big year. If we don't, you'll be sorry.
I said nah, let's not
But the look I was shot
said they'll be there, so will you, don't be tardy.