Limericky

Thursday, January 19, 2012

There once was a boy who read

just scores and what players have said.

There's much more to know

if he'd only go

to the other news sections instead.

Cold

There once was a boy who got cold, his blanket wrapped tight as a mold. He wouldn't let loose till someone produced another warm cov...
Checked

There once was a boy who checked the first page of the chapter next. Cliffhanger suspense was much too intense. If he didn't, his sl...
Shared

There once was a young boy who shared with neighbors a macaroon pair. He was sweet in the tooth so his thanks was the truth for they let...
"Well ..."

There once was a young boy from Lincoln who said, "Well ..." every time he was thinking. When the bedroom turned dark his qu...
Climbed 2

There once was a boy who climbed the fence for his ball in less time. The warning tip that his clothes could rip was dismissed like a ha...
Hair

There once was a boy who liked hair without bands, clips or buns - just bare. If mom wore a hat he'd have none of that and snatch it...
Dressed

There once was a boy who got dressed after dark, before bed. It was best. So when he arose already in clothes he was one step ahead of the r...
Whistled

There once was a boy who whistled while chasing the ball like a missile. Andy Griffith the tune put him in the mood for defense, but we ...
Sore

There once was a boy with a sore that made oranges and berries a chore. The treatment prescribed was a little surprise: eat yogurt for b...
Washed?

There once was a boy so quick he could wash his hands in a tick. At least, that's what he said but when he reached for the bread ...

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